Laura Clery’s Half-Assed Guacamole and Toast Recipe

You’ve heard of avocado toast. In fact, you’ve had so much avocado toast, you might be getting sick of it. (Can a person even get tired of avocado toast?) If you’re looking to spice up your avocado toast game, but aren’t ready to let go of that beautiful green-colored shmear on your warm bread, guacamole […]

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Laura Clery’s 3-Minute Laura Celery Juice

It’s been a rough year. Really, it’s been the fucking worst. I’m sure you’ve noticed. But we are here to HELP! And by help, I mean provide you with recipes that you’ll spend less time making than you’ll probably spend reading this article. This juice really, honestly will take three minutes to whip up, involves […]

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Four Slushy Recipes That Will Cool Down Those Summer Afternoons

Maybe it’s the Californian in me, but it just doesn’t feel like summer without a state fair: the poke of straw into the tender skin between your toes, the scent of onion rings gently settling in your hair, the dull ache of defeat as you try and fail to persuade a blue-ribbon goat to let […]

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