You’ve heard of avocado toast. In fact, you’ve had so much avocado toast, you might be getting sick of it. (Can a person even get tired of avocado toast?) If you’re looking to spice up your avocado toast game, but aren’t ready to let go of that beautiful green-colored shmear on your warm bread, guacamole […]
Read MoreYou’re pregnant. Your feet are a little swollen, your moods are up and down and all around, and oh boy, those cravings! It doesn’t help that your stomach is doing something weird (and usually a little gross) every day. You read all the books. You are one prepared mama, even if it doesn’t feel like […]
Read MoreSometimes, a girl just needs to be so goddamn awake all the time that she could beat reality in a staring contest. Enter, my extreme love of coffee. I can’t explain it but I’m not complaining. It keeps me perky and productive. It might stain my teeth, but it makes the whole house smell like […]
Read MoreWhen you’re a parent, you think your kid is awesome and great and better than any kid that has ever existed. Then they become a toddler. It’s almost like your child turns into an untrained puppy. Pooping in the middle of the floor? Yep. Chewing on things that may or may not be food? Mmhmm. […]
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